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TAGGED!

I got my very first tags a month ago and didn't even know! Twice! What, what? First of all, i would like to thank my family and friends for this opportunity. I would not have made it anywhere without them. Secondly, i would like to thank the four friends i have here on this blogger. I am proud to say in a couple months time, i have grown from 1 friend to 4! I am pleased at my progress! And lastly, i would like to thank he who lives above. Cause he gave me this dundie, and i can feel him in this Chili's tonight.

8 T.V. Shows I Love To Watch
1-THE OFFICE hands down baby
2-Little House on the Prairie-never miss an episode
3-Without a Trace
4-Friends-i was just barely introduced a couple months ago! Thanks shari
5-CSI
6-Antiques Roadshow. Now just how much is that junk worth?
7-Happy Trees with Bob Ross-need i explain?
8-Biggest Loser

Favorite Restaurants:
1-Cafe Rio
2-Zupas
3-Macaroni Grill
4-Cheesecake Factory
5-Village Baker
6-Subway
7-Johnny Carino's
8-Paradise Cafe

8 Things that happened yesterday:
1-Danced in the hall at work
2-Was gay at work
3-Sent gay pages to Shari at work
4-Went to a purse party ooh lala
5-Learned never to bath in hot oil and bisquick
6-Was inspired to write a new screenplay spinoff of sweeny todd.
7-Cried tears of weekend arrival joy
8-Laughed my butt off

8 things i'm looking forward too:
1-Christmas
2-Stuffing my face with stuffin
3-Finishing school
4-SNOWBALL fight
5-moving out
6-having a gazillion kids
7-getting married to a hunky guy
8-getting old and wrinkley

8 things on my wish list
1-a personal staff of male models to wait on me hand and foot.
2-A Big huge red toyota truck
3-Shoez
4-To loose weight by eating more. . .
5-more wishes
6-world peace
7-A kiss from Jude Law. . .
8-and god bless us! everyone!

And. . . I tag. . .Shari, Schnawzels, Schnawzeltoff, Bari, Snasel, Snawsel, Snosel, and Sniseltiff.

How old are you?

What is your favorite color: Red

Past Love: uh. . a little hard seeing as how my past love wouldn't be on google.. . . here is the hottest man with the same name:

Favorite Treat: Tootsie Rolls

First Name:

Last Name: Roberts

What am i doing right now? Duh.

Favorite Vacation: Disneyland! So Magical!

Place you want most to visit: Rome, Italy

Place I Grew Up: Salt Lake City

Bird

On this past Sunday, i was relaxing in my living room before going to church, the window curtains spread open to see the not so sunny weather, when all of a sudden i watched a grown bird fly right into the window. I blinked and saw a couple brown feathers in mid air float towards the ground. Not sure i had seen what i had, I looked down to find a ruffle feathered bird nestled on the ground. Worried, i watched the bird until i saw him move his head around making sure he was not hurt, for i was ready and prepared to give him mouth to mouth. Being a dental assistant, we must be prepared to give CPR to anyone, or anything. I looked up in the tree at the nest he lived in and saw his little family. Three baby birds, and a mother, just sitting in the nest, right next to our window. How embarrassed that father bird must have felt to run into a closed window in front of his children. I believe his pride was hurt more than his head that day, trying so very hard to be a valiant role model for his children. He sat on the ground for the rest of the afternoon, and finally flew away, most likely to see a psychiatrist for severe depression and embarrassment issues. For anyone who sees this, i would like to ask a moment of silence for this bird. Thank you.

Murder Mystery

So my friend hosted a Murder Mystery dinner night last weekend, with a hippie theme. It was probably one of the best parties i've ever been too! In your invitation, is a description of your character, what you should wear, how you should act, stuff like that, and then you play your character, and read clues to try to figure out who murdered "Hedda Leice." My character was Nate Ashby (yes, a man) and when i was done dressing up for the part, i was convinced i was actually a hippie man, and i don't really recall the rest of that night. . .all i have are these pictures. . .






that is a REAL cigar! Actually its just chocolate!

Halloween Fun

Today i went to Body Worlds, the exhibition downtown of the human body. That being as cool as it is, its not what i would like to share with you today. As we were walking, a homeless man stopped me on the street and asked me if i was italian. Now, i know this is an easy mistake to make, i mean look at the similarities:

Dating For Dummies

This weekend, a friend of mine stopped by with a little gift. When she saw me, she said, "I have something for you, but you have to promise me you won't get offended." It was a book, entitled "Dating for Dummies." Just for the record, I am offended. The story behind the book was quite interesting. Given to my friends brother as a Christmas gift, he read it and found his now-wife within six months. He then gave it to my friend, who met her boyfriend within a couple weeks. . And now she has passed this magical dating book on to me. So i thought it might be interesting to conduct a little experiment. I will read the book, do every dumb(i was about to use the word gay, but i realized i didn't want to do any gay thing it says to do. . )thing it suggests and see if i too, can be a winner. And. . . just so you know, I am not a dating dummy. Here's just a little taste: Chapter 1:The Focus: Who I Am. "What you already know is fine and comfortable and perhaps even useful, but if you spend your whole life with the familiar, you're going to miss out on a lot of potential happiness. I'm talking about blasting off and going bravely where you haven't been before. Okay, okay, i can hear you now, 'Blast off is scary. What if I get blown up on the lauch pad or end up where there's no oxygen?'(by the way, that was my exact thought when reading that part. . . ) Go for it. Lose your fear and focus on your curiosity and strength." Well, thank you Dr. Joy, I'm going to do just that.

Homeless Man

Today was an important day in the history of my life. Shari just got accepted into the military, and i was accepted into the Strawberry Shortcake Fans of delicious fluffy white cake, with ooey gooey strawberries. Or for short: SSFODFWCWOGS. Say that five times fast. Or. . . just once really slow. Talk about a party.