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Battle Of The Boy Bands

Viewer discresion advised: PG-13

The First Boy Band. . .

So i found an awesome string of videos on youtube "wimpy boy bands" from jacksfilms. I don't think i've ever laughed so hard. Some of them are a little dirty, but they are so freakin funny, i highly recommend looking them up!

My Favorite Holiday

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!! It drives everybody crazy, i know, but i can't help it! I get more excited on Christmas Eve than my 10 year old little brother does, to the point where i make myself sick i get so excited. I can say for myself however that i postpone everything til the week of Thanksgiving. I made a new playlist with my favorite Christmas music, so i hope you enjoy! Anyways, I bought my own tree this year, its skinnier, so it can fit in my room, but it's six feet tall and beautiful and i LOVE it! I have it right by my bed so i can look at the lights when i go to sleep. I make my dad tuck me in every night and serve me a cup of warm milk while he reads me stories of christmases long long ago. It is very comfortable when you combine the story and milk with my footsie pajamas and hopes the Saint Nick will soon be here. . .ok, most of that is made up. The part about the tree anyways.

And God Bless Us! Everyone! --Tiny Tim

Merry Christmas

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TAGGED!

I got my very first tags a month ago and didn't even know! Twice! What, what? First of all, i would like to thank my family and friends for this opportunity. I would not have made it anywhere without them. Secondly, i would like to thank the four friends i have here on this blogger. I am proud to say in a couple months time, i have grown from 1 friend to 4! I am pleased at my progress! And lastly, i would like to thank he who lives above. Cause he gave me this dundie, and i can feel him in this Chili's tonight.

8 T.V. Shows I Love To Watch
1-THE OFFICE hands down baby
2-Little House on the Prairie-never miss an episode
3-Without a Trace
4-Friends-i was just barely introduced a couple months ago! Thanks shari
5-CSI
6-Antiques Roadshow. Now just how much is that junk worth?
7-Happy Trees with Bob Ross-need i explain?
8-Biggest Loser

Favorite Restaurants:
1-Cafe Rio
2-Zupas
3-Macaroni Grill
4-Cheesecake Factory
5-Village Baker
6-Subway
7-Johnny Carino's
8-Paradise Cafe

8 Things that happened yesterday:
1-Danced in the hall at work
2-Was gay at work
3-Sent gay pages to Shari at work
4-Went to a purse party ooh lala
5-Learned never to bath in hot oil and bisquick
6-Was inspired to write a new screenplay spinoff of sweeny todd.
7-Cried tears of weekend arrival joy
8-Laughed my butt off

8 things i'm looking forward too:
1-Christmas
2-Stuffing my face with stuffin
3-Finishing school
4-SNOWBALL fight
5-moving out
6-having a gazillion kids
7-getting married to a hunky guy
8-getting old and wrinkley

8 things on my wish list
1-a personal staff of male models to wait on me hand and foot.
2-A Big huge red toyota truck
3-Shoez
4-To loose weight by eating more. . .
5-more wishes
6-world peace
7-A kiss from Jude Law. . .
8-and god bless us! everyone!

And. . . I tag. . .Shari, Schnawzels, Schnawzeltoff, Bari, Snasel, Snawsel, Snosel, and Sniseltiff.

How old are you?

What is your favorite color: Red

Past Love: uh. . a little hard seeing as how my past love wouldn't be on google.. . . here is the hottest man with the same name:

Favorite Treat: Tootsie Rolls

First Name:

Last Name: Roberts

What am i doing right now? Duh.

Favorite Vacation: Disneyland! So Magical!

Place you want most to visit: Rome, Italy

Place I Grew Up: Salt Lake City

Bird

On this past Sunday, i was relaxing in my living room before going to church, the window curtains spread open to see the not so sunny weather, when all of a sudden i watched a grown bird fly right into the window. I blinked and saw a couple brown feathers in mid air float towards the ground. Not sure i had seen what i had, I looked down to find a ruffle feathered bird nestled on the ground. Worried, i watched the bird until i saw him move his head around making sure he was not hurt, for i was ready and prepared to give him mouth to mouth. Being a dental assistant, we must be prepared to give CPR to anyone, or anything. I looked up in the tree at the nest he lived in and saw his little family. Three baby birds, and a mother, just sitting in the nest, right next to our window. How embarrassed that father bird must have felt to run into a closed window in front of his children. I believe his pride was hurt more than his head that day, trying so very hard to be a valiant role model for his children. He sat on the ground for the rest of the afternoon, and finally flew away, most likely to see a psychiatrist for severe depression and embarrassment issues. For anyone who sees this, i would like to ask a moment of silence for this bird. Thank you.

Murder Mystery

So my friend hosted a Murder Mystery dinner night last weekend, with a hippie theme. It was probably one of the best parties i've ever been too! In your invitation, is a description of your character, what you should wear, how you should act, stuff like that, and then you play your character, and read clues to try to figure out who murdered "Hedda Leice." My character was Nate Ashby (yes, a man) and when i was done dressing up for the part, i was convinced i was actually a hippie man, and i don't really recall the rest of that night. . .all i have are these pictures. . .






that is a REAL cigar! Actually its just chocolate!

Halloween Fun

Today i went to Body Worlds, the exhibition downtown of the human body. That being as cool as it is, its not what i would like to share with you today. As we were walking, a homeless man stopped me on the street and asked me if i was italian. Now, i know this is an easy mistake to make, i mean look at the similarities:

Dating For Dummies

This weekend, a friend of mine stopped by with a little gift. When she saw me, she said, "I have something for you, but you have to promise me you won't get offended." It was a book, entitled "Dating for Dummies." Just for the record, I am offended. The story behind the book was quite interesting. Given to my friends brother as a Christmas gift, he read it and found his now-wife within six months. He then gave it to my friend, who met her boyfriend within a couple weeks. . And now she has passed this magical dating book on to me. So i thought it might be interesting to conduct a little experiment. I will read the book, do every dumb(i was about to use the word gay, but i realized i didn't want to do any gay thing it says to do. . )thing it suggests and see if i too, can be a winner. And. . . just so you know, I am not a dating dummy. Here's just a little taste: Chapter 1:The Focus: Who I Am. "What you already know is fine and comfortable and perhaps even useful, but if you spend your whole life with the familiar, you're going to miss out on a lot of potential happiness. I'm talking about blasting off and going bravely where you haven't been before. Okay, okay, i can hear you now, 'Blast off is scary. What if I get blown up on the lauch pad or end up where there's no oxygen?'(by the way, that was my exact thought when reading that part. . . ) Go for it. Lose your fear and focus on your curiosity and strength." Well, thank you Dr. Joy, I'm going to do just that.

Homeless Man

Today was an important day in the history of my life. Shari just got accepted into the military, and i was accepted into the Strawberry Shortcake Fans of delicious fluffy white cake, with ooey gooey strawberries. Or for short: SSFODFWCWOGS. Say that five times fast. Or. . . just once really slow. Talk about a party.

Socks

Today I wore mismatched socks.

The Office

So, i guess you could say i'm a little obsessed with the t.v. show "The Office." The season premiere is September 25, and i've only been counting down the days all summer! I found some pictures online of the premiere, It's called 'Weight Loss,' and supposedly they're having a weight loss contest between the Dunder Mifflin branches, and Pam is in New York for art school! I really love the H.R. rep that replaced Toby, and i really REALLY hope something happens between her and Michael! They are perfect! I really hate Jan. I'm about to release some spoilers, so stop reading if you don't want to know. . . nothing too big is given away. There are two weddings being planned, one involving Andy, and Jim and Pam aren't one of them. It doesn't say who, else, but i'm thinking Daryl and Kelly. . .maybe Jan and Michael? But i don't think so. Next, someone who we thought left the show for good in a previous season returns. . .they said it wasn't who we might be thinking, which my first thoughts were Karen or Roy. But now i'm thinking its Carol! Oh man. The suspense is killing me. Well, I just had to let my vibrant thoughts flow freely through my hands to my keyboard onto my blog. In closing, i would just like to say: "If you are a racist, i will attack you with the north."

Best Buddies

Our office had the opportunity to host the "Best Buddies" foundation here in West Jordan. Basically we hire the gifted/special needs people in the community to help them learn the basics of business and working as a team player in a normal environment. This here is a picture of Brent, one of our more "gifted" employees. He is a very important assest to our team, feeding the fish, watering the plants, eating our goldfish, and coloring pictures for our patients.

Swiss Days

(left: Klikvasgadn, Schweichwin, Bacon, Bari, Flvgvintig)
I recently had the opportunity to attend swiss days with my friend Shari, the only one that ever looks at this blog. Here is a picture of us enjoying some scones with our swiss friends. It was pretty fun. Minus the tights and suspendors. And the people are pretty good looking.

Beauty and the Beast

Just a few more of my clients. Making the world more beautiful, one step at a time!

Makeover!

So, i recently performed a makeover on a much needed client from work. She was quite the beast. I think i did very well considering the circumstances! I was, however, not able to rid her of her facial hair. Sorry Brent! Isn't she a beauty? See what you've missed Shari?!

Yellowstone

My family just took a trip to Jackson Hole and Yellowstone. We had heard recently about all the wildlife expected in the park, and were excited when we saw several buffalo. One of them came particularly close to our family, and it almost seemed as if he was trying to communicate with us, and even after all the years studying Buffalo, i couldn't make out the message he was trying to portray. He also seemed to have been around a number of tourists before, which is why he's sporting the red hat in my pictures. We made peace with him, gave him our address, and left with his memory in our hearts. Needless to say, we realized our mistake, and went back to retrieve my brother.