Tuesday, January 6, 2009

MOVIES!

I am bored out of my ever loving butt. So. . uh, seeing that this counts as extra credit in my online english class, i will review some new movies for you!

So i just saw the new movie Seven Pounds with Will Smith. I've gotta say, its impossible for Will Smith to make a bad movie. He's just good at actin, something pretty hard to come by. Yeah, i even like the Fresh Prince of Belair. What's not to like? Wit, Charm, Hot Smokin Body, Gleaming White Teeth, Humor, Hunky Build, Hot Smokin Body, Big Brown Eyes, Well Chisled Abs. . . Hot Smokin Body. Anyways, you never really understand whats going on in this movie til the end. Or maybe i didn't know what was going on til the end. Kept me thinking, which is also hard to come by in my life. If you're a guy, you will probably leave feeling like less of a man, and if you're but a boy, you will grow up never feeling like a real man. I know i did.


I saw Valkeryie and wanted to cry. Not of sadness, but sheer boredom. Not that i think history is boring, especially if its about WWII, but it's something about Tom Cruise. . .nothing he can do other than jumping on a yellow coach on a public TV station can entertain me. Although his glass eye was pretty funny. If anything, see this movie for the wandering eye. Reminds me of my first year of junior high band class when the conductor looked at me and the ceiling at the same time. . .and i had a hernia.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Battle Of The Boy Bands

Viewer discresion advised: PG-13

The First Boy Band. . .

So i found an awesome string of videos on youtube "wimpy boy bands" from jacksfilms. I don't think i've ever laughed so hard. Some of them are a little dirty, but they are so freakin funny, i highly recommend looking them up!

Monday, December 8, 2008

My Favorite Holiday

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!! It drives everybody crazy, i know, but i can't help it! I get more excited on Christmas Eve than my 10 year old little brother does, to the point where i make myself sick i get so excited. I can say for myself however that i postpone everything til the week of Thanksgiving. I made a new playlist with my favorite Christmas music, so i hope you enjoy! Anyways, I bought my own tree this year, its skinnier, so it can fit in my room, but it's six feet tall and beautiful and i LOVE it! I have it right by my bed so i can look at the lights when i go to sleep. I make my dad tuck me in every night and serve me a cup of warm milk while he reads me stories of christmases long long ago. It is very comfortable when you combine the story and milk with my footsie pajamas and hopes the Saint Nick will soon be here. . .ok, most of that is made up. The part about the tree anyways.

And God Bless Us! Everyone! --Tiny Tim

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

TAGGED!

I got my very first tags a month ago and didn't even know! Twice! What, what? First of all, i would like to thank my family and friends for this opportunity. I would not have made it anywhere without them. Secondly, i would like to thank the four friends i have here on this blogger. I am proud to say in a couple months time, i have grown from 1 friend to 4! I am pleased at my progress! And lastly, i would like to thank he who lives above. Cause he gave me this dundie, and i can feel him in this Chili's tonight.

8 T.V. Shows I Love To Watch
1-THE OFFICE hands down baby
2-Little House on the Prairie-never miss an episode
3-Without a Trace
4-Friends-i was just barely introduced a couple months ago! Thanks shari
5-CSI
6-Antiques Roadshow. Now just how much is that junk worth?
7-Happy Trees with Bob Ross-need i explain?
8-Biggest Loser

Favorite Restaurants:
1-Cafe Rio
2-Zupas
3-Macaroni Grill
4-Cheesecake Factory
5-Village Baker
6-Subway
7-Johnny Carino's
8-Paradise Cafe

8 Things that happened yesterday:
1-Danced in the hall at work
2-Was gay at work
3-Sent gay pages to Shari at work
4-Went to a purse party ooh lala
5-Learned never to bath in hot oil and bisquick
6-Was inspired to write a new screenplay spinoff of sweeny todd.
7-Cried tears of weekend arrival joy
8-Laughed my butt off

8 things i'm looking forward too:
1-Christmas
2-Stuffing my face with stuffin
3-Finishing school
4-SNOWBALL fight
5-moving out
6-having a gazillion kids
7-getting married to a hunky guy
8-getting old and wrinkley

8 things on my wish list
1-a personal staff of male models to wait on me hand and foot.
2-A Big huge red toyota truck
3-Shoez
4-To loose weight by eating more. . .
5-more wishes
6-world peace
7-A kiss from Jude Law. . .
8-and god bless us! everyone!

And. . . I tag. . .Shari, Schnawzels, Schnawzeltoff, Bari, Snasel, Snawsel, Snosel, and Sniseltiff.

How old are you?


What is your favorite color: Red

Past Love: uh. . a little hard seeing as how my past love wouldn't be on google.. . . here is the hottest man with the same name:


Favorite Treat: Tootsie Rolls


First Name:

Last Name: Roberts

What am i doing right now? Duh.

Favorite Vacation: Disneyland! So Magical!

Place you want most to visit: Rome, Italy

Place I Grew Up: Salt Lake City