Monday, December 22, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Battle Of The Boy Bands

Viewer discresion advised: PG-13

The First Boy Band. . .

So i found an awesome string of videos on youtube "wimpy boy bands" from jacksfilms. I don't think i've ever laughed so hard. Some of them are a little dirty, but they are so freakin funny, i highly recommend looking them up!

Monday, December 8, 2008

My Favorite Holiday

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!! It drives everybody crazy, i know, but i can't help it! I get more excited on Christmas Eve than my 10 year old little brother does, to the point where i make myself sick i get so excited. I can say for myself however that i postpone everything til the week of Thanksgiving. I made a new playlist with my favorite Christmas music, so i hope you enjoy! Anyways, I bought my own tree this year, its skinnier, so it can fit in my room, but it's six feet tall and beautiful and i LOVE it! I have it right by my bed so i can look at the lights when i go to sleep. I make my dad tuck me in every night and serve me a cup of warm milk while he reads me stories of christmases long long ago. It is very comfortable when you combine the story and milk with my footsie pajamas and hopes the Saint Nick will soon be here. . .ok, most of that is made up. The part about the tree anyways.

And God Bless Us! Everyone! --Tiny Tim

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

TAGGED!

I got my very first tags a month ago and didn't even know! Twice! What, what? First of all, i would like to thank my family and friends for this opportunity. I would not have made it anywhere without them. Secondly, i would like to thank the four friends i have here on this blogger. I am proud to say in a couple months time, i have grown from 1 friend to 4! I am pleased at my progress! And lastly, i would like to thank he who lives above. Cause he gave me this dundie, and i can feel him in this Chili's tonight.

8 T.V. Shows I Love To Watch
1-THE OFFICE hands down baby
2-Little House on the Prairie-never miss an episode
3-Without a Trace
4-Friends-i was just barely introduced a couple months ago! Thanks shari
5-CSI
6-Antiques Roadshow. Now just how much is that junk worth?
7-Happy Trees with Bob Ross-need i explain?
8-Biggest Loser

Favorite Restaurants:
1-Cafe Rio
2-Zupas
3-Macaroni Grill
4-Cheesecake Factory
5-Village Baker
6-Subway
7-Johnny Carino's
8-Paradise Cafe

8 Things that happened yesterday:
1-Danced in the hall at work
2-Was gay at work
3-Sent gay pages to Shari at work
4-Went to a purse party ooh lala
5-Learned never to bath in hot oil and bisquick
6-Was inspired to write a new screenplay spinoff of sweeny todd.
7-Cried tears of weekend arrival joy
8-Laughed my butt off

8 things i'm looking forward too:
1-Christmas
2-Stuffing my face with stuffin
3-Finishing school
4-SNOWBALL fight
5-moving out
6-having a gazillion kids
7-getting married to a hunky guy
8-getting old and wrinkley

8 things on my wish list
1-a personal staff of male models to wait on me hand and foot.
2-A Big huge red toyota truck
3-Shoez
4-To loose weight by eating more. . .
5-more wishes
6-world peace
7-A kiss from Jude Law. . .
8-and god bless us! everyone!

And. . . I tag. . .Shari, Schnawzels, Schnawzeltoff, Bari, Snasel, Snawsel, Snosel, and Sniseltiff.

How old are you?


What is your favorite color: Red

Past Love: uh. . a little hard seeing as how my past love wouldn't be on google.. . . here is the hottest man with the same name:


Favorite Treat: Tootsie Rolls


First Name:

Last Name: Roberts

What am i doing right now? Duh.

Favorite Vacation: Disneyland! So Magical!

Place you want most to visit: Rome, Italy

Place I Grew Up: Salt Lake City

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Bird

On this past Sunday, i was relaxing in my living room before going to church, the window curtains spread open to see the not so sunny weather, when all of a sudden i watched a grown bird fly right into the window. I blinked and saw a couple brown feathers in mid air float towards the ground. Not sure i had seen what i had, I looked down to find a ruffle feathered bird nestled on the ground. Worried, i watched the bird until i saw him move his head around making sure he was not hurt, for i was ready and prepared to give him mouth to mouth. Being a dental assistant, we must be prepared to give CPR to anyone, or anything. I looked up in the tree at the nest he lived in and saw his little family. Three baby birds, and a mother, just sitting in the nest, right next to our window. How embarrassed that father bird must have felt to run into a closed window in front of his children. I believe his pride was hurt more than his head that day, trying so very hard to be a valiant role model for his children. He sat on the ground for the rest of the afternoon, and finally flew away, most likely to see a psychiatrist for severe depression and embarrassment issues. For anyone who sees this, i would like to ask a moment of silence for this bird. Thank you.